elijah’s england

Dad (feeling generous): “I’ll take you anywhere you want for dinner.”

Amelia: “Chuck E. Cheese?”

Dad: “Anywhere but Chuck E. Cheese.”

Elijah: “England?”

Dad: “Anywhere within driving range. How about pizza?”

Elijah: “Yuck.”

Dad: “Seriously, you don’t like pizza? Come on—you can get anything you want on it.”

Elijah: “England?”

Dad: “Come on man.”

Elijah: “Okay. Chick Corea?”

Mom: “Elijah! Do you even know who Chick Corea is?”

Elijah: “Yeah, he was a jazz…dude.”