The number of offers
for which I am ineligible
is staggering.
The drunk men
walking down the alley
behind my house
the other night
were also staggering.
When I confronted them
the next morning
about messing up
my retaining wall
they denied
everything.
I do not know
what all offers
they are ineligible
for, but I do know
that if they would
come clean
about this incident
with the wall
I would offer
to believe them
regarding
future incidents.
