There is a soup that
eats kids when
they’re sick. It’s
called Cannibal’s Soup.
It is not the so-
called “chicken soup
for the soul”;
it is the human soup
that rises, godlike,
from its bowl.
It is not everything
I needed to know I
learned in kindergarten.
It is avoid kindergarten
at all costs. There
is a soup that will
kill you, a very
backwards soup.
Avoid it at all costs.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 11:35 pm
you mean, “negative soup” (or was it subtraction soup?) from the Phantom Tollbooth?
…maybe it was infinity soup.
Infinite regress soup?
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 11:29 pm
I really like this one!