help me fill in the alphabet blanks

Thursday, July 19, 2007

A-Rod
B-boy
C-SPAN
D train
eBay
F bomb
Gmail
HD
iPod
Jay-Z
Kmart
L Word
M-Class
*NSYNC
OJ
P-Funk
Qbert
R2
S-type
T. rex
YouTube
V-jay
WB
X Files
Wi-Fi
Z Pak

21 Responses to “help me fill in the alphabet blanks”

  1. Reb Says:

    Z Pak
    http://www.zpakmeds.com/

    or

    ZZ Top

  2. belz Says:

    Z Pak sounds good. . . ZZ Top won’t work, because of the double zed. How about Z-Boys? (suggested by another reader)

  3. belz Says:

    For R - Argyle? No.

  4. Julie Dill Says:

    How is F-Troop still relevant? I like Ken Berry as much as the next guy, but the F-train goes from Queens to Brooklyn. And I’d lose the G-Spot for the more kid-friendly G-Funk.

    R Kelly
    WWE

  5. belz Says:

    Doesn’t G-funk overlap with P-funk though? I don’t want to reuse ‘funk’ if i don’t have to.

    I like WWF– ooh, Tom Wickersham came up with WB for W, though. That’s better.

  6. Julie Dill Says:

    what’s P-Funk?

    P-knuckle, dawg.

  7. belz Says:

    What’s P-Funk???? George Clinton, Parliament-Funkadelic, c’mon!

  8. belz Says:

    OK, i changed G-spot to G-funk and then opted for G. Love so that i could leave P-Funk. You gotta know P-Funk—if you had learned your letters from the belz primer, J, you wouldn’t not know P-Funk.

    I also swapped O-ring, which is a part of a car, for OJ—more of a teaching opportunity in that one, I think.

  9. Julie Dill Says:

    I agree with the OJ call. I don’t know why G-Funk and P-Funk can’t coexist, though. THAT’S a teaching opportunity.

  10. belz Says:

    a vote- K-Swiss or K-Fed?

  11. Julie Dill Says:

    toughie. K-Swiss has demonstrated staying power. K-Fed, while ubiquitous, is likely evanescent.

  12. belz Says:

    i’ve opted for Kmart. Talk about staying power!

  13. tomloops Says:

    for R

    Ruen-Y
    (a weight loss surgery technique)

  14. Julie Dill Says:

    Genius!! And it invites a very important conversation about the disturbing Rosie O’Donnell and Penny Marshall K-mart commercials.

  15. Nicole Says:

    A-hole
    B-yatch
    CD
    DC
    EZ-prep
    FU
    G-spot/string
    H-Bomb
    ID
    JK
    K-Y
    L.P.
    MFW
    NWO
    O, shit
    Ppee
    Q-tip
    R&R
    S&M
    TP
    UV
    Vday
    WWJD
    X-Tina
    Y2K
    ZZ Top

  16. A-lex Says:

    R-tard

  17. jelly Says:

    H - E double toothpicks (kids love that)

    R2D2

    WWJD is really actually a good representation of slang

    My two cents…..

  18. belz Says:

    I love H-E-double-toothpicks and WWJD, but they don’t fit with all the others - which have one letter and a one syllable word following it. G. Love. T-bone. That sort of thing.

  19. Nicole Says:

    Oh, I guess I missed the rules. Damn. Again, that’s why I’m a painter. I hate letters and words. Hate them!

  20. NICHOLE Says:

    R.J. as in R. J. Reynolds, but I suppose R2 as in R2D2? is a better choice

  21. NICHOLE Says:

    too bad r kelly won’t work

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